What sound does a breaking heart make?

What sound does a breaking heart make? It seems unjust that such an excruciating moment should pass by without a bomb-like earth-shuttering explosion... or maybe the Universe programmed it so you feel enough pain to make the appropriate noise yourself. Except... it feels like if you started with sound you would never stop!

So instead you just lie there in silence, letting your heart crumble around you, like a big bright brilliant red fireworks display... simmering in tiny pools of blood at your feet! And when its done, you get up and mop it all up, wring it into a bucket awaiting reinfusion... and then get on with the urgent business of your life!